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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 02:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Gold overtakes euro as global reserve asset, ECB says - Financial Times

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Do many women shave their vaginas?

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

Still no good

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What does it mean when your husband comments and likes other women on social media? He has private IG and TikTok accounts that I have no access to. He has saved videos and pictures of women on his phone.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.